We have our first contender for the 2004 Stupidest Person of the Year Award. Meet Alice Regina Pike, of Covington, Georgia, who thought she could walk into a WalMart, and receive $998,000 (give or take a hundred) in change as she pulls out a $1 million bill to pay for $1,600 worth of merchandise. At Wal-Mart of all places. I'm sure they have close to a million on hand in every story at any given moment.